nut hugger
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I don't think brook has ever known best
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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