You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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