Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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