It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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