so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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