My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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