oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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