I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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