Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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