i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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