I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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