Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
True college students do jello shots in the library
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