I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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