I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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