I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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