No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
