I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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