Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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