Ambien. No doubt about it.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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