is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
