This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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