I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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go home
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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