I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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