Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
