wakey wakey hands off snakey
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
we're so committed to being not committed
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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