That's when you crack a 10am beer
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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