So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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