If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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