Me too!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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