We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
