I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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