How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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