I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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