doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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