Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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