You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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