i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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