I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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