Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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