areolas are like halos for boobs.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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