What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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