"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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