i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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