i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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