if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Randomize
