But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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