He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize