If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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