at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm determined to sit on that face.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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