I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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