i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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