Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
