Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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