Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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