we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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