people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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